The Crappiest Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cringe

Here are some of the crappiest dad jokes that are sure to make you cringe:

1. What do you call fake spaghetti?
   **Answer:** An impasta!
2. What do you call a dog in a submarine?
   **Answer:** A Subwoofer!
3. Why does Dracula always bite people in the neck?
   **Answer:** Because it’s a pain in the neck!

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4. Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
   **Answer:** Because they're extinct.
5. Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
   Answer: Because then they'd be bagels!

These jokes are so bad they're good, or maybe just so bad they're bad. Either way, they're bound to elicit a groan or a laugh, depending on your sense of humor.